What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

What did the drifter say to the person he hit?

RIP my E-brake

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.