What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".