What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes