What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.