How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

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Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.