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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.