How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.