How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.