What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?

A dirty kid!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Dirty Kid Jokes More Dirty Kid Jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?

A dirty kid!