What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

Rhesus Pieces.

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

Budgie Jokes More Budgie Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

When is the best time to buy budgies?

When they're going cheap!