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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

Rhesus Pieces.

Budgie Jokes More Budgie Jokes

When is the best time to buy budgies?

When they're going cheap!

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?

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