What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it