What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried