What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.