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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!