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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!