Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

Eiffel Tower Jokes More Eiffel Tower Jokes

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.