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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.