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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait