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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry