Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry