World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...
My car can hit 50.
Poke 'em on.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
Two large planes
There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds