What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.