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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What was the hurry?

There was nothing to do back then.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.