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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

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What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.