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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

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Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.