They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire
The both leave your crotch on fire
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
Hamster.
With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.
