What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.