Nothing, you already told her twice.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
