What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!

Previous Random Joke Next

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!