How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.