What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?

He went down really well!

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine'!