What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?

He went down really well!

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.