What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

The coma ward.

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.