Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

The coma ward.

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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

The coma ward.