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What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.