What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

Removed (two children)

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.