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What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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