What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!

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Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!

Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.