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What does a Mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

Highlander Jokes More Highlander Jokes

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!