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What does a Mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

Highlander Jokes More Highlander Jokes

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.