What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

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What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!