What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.