What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Dead Cow Jokes More Dead Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years