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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams