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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11