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What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl