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What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30