What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.