Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.