How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this.

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

When the other tenors notice.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

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How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.