How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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What's your favorite clock time?

Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.