How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!!

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man