How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!!

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure