How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

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What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!!