Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich