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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.