What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.