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What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

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How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

How does he smell?

Terrible!

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Who's there! Bernie! Bernie who?

Bernie bridges!

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."