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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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He wet his plants.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.