What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago