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What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.