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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!