What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

Previous Random Joke Next

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

Voldemort Jokes More Voldemort Jokes

What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise?

Voldetort.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.