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What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond