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What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.