What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.