What drug did the mathematician do?

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.