What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.