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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.