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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.