Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

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Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)