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What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!