What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

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What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly?

A masochist

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

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Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong