Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS