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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS